So this morning, I woke up like any other morning. Groggy and tired even though I attempt to sleep 10 hours. So while I roll back and forth through the night, there is this magical occurrence that seems to happen. The fairy BlackBerry mother comes and delivers me some spam from a woman named Geoffrey Obrien. That’s right…. Geoffrey. Not only does “Geoffrey” attempt to bribe me with his fake woman goodies that he supposedly possesses, but he/she even attempts to convince me that they are using their friends email. Either way, the original emailer (999pellish.b@fulbiz.com) links back to those god forsaken LifeAlert products. You know, the one with the old lady who blatantly reads off a script saying “Every Senior Citizen, should have LifeAlert”. Shove the LifeAlert right up your ass.

Welcome blogger whores.. what I meant was - “Welcome to The Tofu Factory!

I’ll personally be preparing the related content over the next few weeks. Since it’s not 2008 yet, I’m going to drag my feet on getting this whole ball rolling. Mainly because I have some weird type of mental problem [ maybe virtual OCD? ] concerning the launch/start of projects on random dates. Either way, keep updating and I’m sure you’ll hit up some nice work on here.